Almost the weekend, but not quite—Thursday is that awkward day when you’re so close to freedom but still buried in work. That’s why you need a good Thursday joke to survive the day.
Whether you’re looking for short laughs, adult humor, or meme-worthy moments, we’ve got the perfect Thursday joke lineup to get you through the week.
From knock-knock jokes to workplace giggles, enjoy these hilarious punchlines designed to turn your Thursday from tired to terrific.
😂 Thursday Jokes for Adults
- Thursdays are like leftovers—still here, not as exciting 🍲
- I’m not saying Thursday is useless, but it’s basically Friday’s warm-up act 🎭
- Thursday is proof that we survived three meetings too many 📅
- Who needs energy drinks when it’s almost Friday? Oh wait… it’s only Thursday 😩
- Thursday: the day I question all my life choices again 🤔
- I’d make Thursday plans, but my motivation expired on Wednesday 🕳️
- Thursday is when my WiFi and willpower both lag 🛜
- Why do Thursdays feel like Mondays in disguise? 🎭
- Thursday: when your brain clocks out at 2 PM 🕑
- My Thursday mood is 90% caffeine, 10% hope ☕
- Thursday is when the weekend ghost-teases you 👻
- I work Thursdays, but only physically—mentally I’m on Saturday 💤
- Thursday emails hit different: more tasks, less joy 💻
- If Thursday had a face, I’d slap it with my calendar 📆
- Thursday is the universe saying, “LOL, not yet!” 🙃
- On Thursday, even my coffee needs a coffee ☕☕
- I used to like Thursdays—then I got a job 😭
🚪 Knock Knock Jokes About Thursday
- Knock knock 👊
Who’s there?
Thursday.
Thursday who?
Thursday no rest till Friday! 😫 - Knock knock 👊
Who’s there?
Almost.
Almost who?
Almost Friday—but still Thursday. Keep dreaming 😴 - Knock knock 👊
Who’s there?
Tired.
Tired who?
Tired of Thursday already! 😤 - Knock knock 👊
Who’s there?
Thirsty.
Thirsty who?
Thirsty for Friday vibes but it’s just Thursday 😓 - Knock knock 👊
Who’s there?
Wake.
Wake who?
Wake me up when it’s not Thursday anymore 😪 - Knock knock 👊
Who’s there?
Throw.
Throw who?
Throw Thursday away, bring Friday now! 🗑️ - Knock knock 👊
Who’s there?
Wait.
Wait who?
Wait, it’s STILL Thursday?! 😱 - Knock knock 👊
Who’s there?
Late.
Late who?
Late again—it must be Thursday 💼 - Knock knock 👊
Who’s there?
You.
You who?
You’re still working? It’s only Thursday! 😩 - Knock knock 👊
Who’s there?
Hang.
Hang who?
Hang in there—Friday’s coming! 🧗♂️ - Knock knock 👊
Who’s there?
End.
End who?
End this Thursday already please 🙏 - Knock knock 👊
Who’s there?
Over.
Over who?
Over it. It’s only Thursday 😑 - Knock knock 👊
Who’s there?
More.
More who?
More meetings? Must be Thursday again 📞 - Knock knock 👊
Who’s there?
Hope.
Hope who?
Hope this Thursday ends soon 😭 - Knock knock 👊
Who’s there?
Fast.
Fast who?
Fast forward to Friday please 🎬 - Knock knock 👊
Who’s there?
Zoom.
Zoom who?
Zoom fatigue, and it’s only Thursday! 💻 - Knock knock 👊
Who’s there?
Fry.
Fry who?
Fry-day’s cousin—Thursday 😵
😄 Short Thursday Jokes
- Thursday: not quite Friday, not quite fun 🙃
- Thursdays are proof we made it halfway—barely 😅
- It’s Thursday! Let’s pretend we’re busy 📠
- Thursday is the new Wednesday, but twice as annoying 🤯
- Thursdays are like naps—useful but confusing 💤
- Thursday: the day that forgot how to be fun 🤡
- Why is Thursday always late? Because it waits for Friday ⌛
- Thursday is what Monday wants to be when it grows up 😆
- I can’t adult on Thursdays 😤
- Thursdays feel like Monday’s echo 🗣️
- Thursday: meh with extra meetings 😑
- On Thursdays, my goals include survival 🚨
- Thursday: too tired for plans, too early for weekend 🍕
- Why is Thursday so long? Because Friday’s hiding ⏳
- If Thursday was a sandwich, it’d be plain bread 🍞
- Thursdays are when your inbox mutates 🧬
- My favorite thing about Thursday? Leaving it behind 😎
🧑💻 Thursday Joke for Work
- Thursday at work: pretending to be productive since 9 AM 😅
- My Thursday to-do list includes 1) avoid work, 2) look busy 📋
- If Thursday had a dress code, it would be “unmotivated business casual” 👔
- I’ve been in five meetings today and it’s only Thursday 😵💫
- Thursday is a reminder that deadlines don’t care about your feelings 🧠
- On Thursdays, I answer emails with sarcasm and typos 📧
- Thursday: when your keyboard becomes your pillow 🛏️
- Work on Thursday: where motivation goes to die 😩
- Thursday is “almost done” energy in full denial 😆
- I bring nothing to the Thursday meeting except snacks 🍿
- Thursday is when the coffee stops working ☕
- My Thursday Zoom face says “I’m listening,” my brain says “check out” 🧠💻
- Thursday should come with a warning: Meetings Ahead 🚧
- Working on Thursday: 20% action, 80% complaining 🎭
- Thursday emails hit different—more chaos, less chill 📬
- Thursdays make my mouse feel heavier 🖱️
- Thursday’s motto: Do less, pretend more 😬
😹 Thursday Joke Meme (Text-Only Format)
- Thursday: the “Are we there yet?” of the week 🚌
- When it’s Thursday and you thought it was Friday 😩
- Thursday face = fake smile and full inbox 😬
- It’s Thursday. No one cares. Not even me 🤷♂️
- Thursday: like Friday, but with less hope 🌫️
- Me: I’ll be productive today.
Also me: It’s Thursday. Never mind 😴 - When Thursday comes with five new tasks before lunch ⏰
- Thursday is the new “almost Friday,” aka almost nothing 🙄
- Me on Thursday: Powered by sarcasm and sugar 🧁
- Thursday brain: buffer.exe not responding 💻
- Thursday’s emotional support: memes and caffeine ☕📱
- Thursday memes save lives. Literally. 💉
- Thursday: the week’s unpaid intern 👔
- If Thursday had a face, it’d be a shrug emoji 🤷
- Thursday morning feels like Monday’s sequel 📽️
- Me looking at Thursday: Nope. Hard pass 🚫
🤯 Thursday Jokes One-Liners for Adults
- Thursday is the adult version of a pop quiz 😵
- It’s Thursday, and I’m fully committed… to quitting mentally 🧠
- My ambition took the Thursday off 🛌
- If sarcasm paid bills, I’d be rich by Thursday 💰
- Thursday’s emotional support: wine and denial 🍷
- I start solving life problems on Thursday… with Google 🧠🔍
- Thursday meetings = torture with PowerPoint 🖥️
- On Thursday, even coffee gives up on me ☕💔
- Thursdays are made for bad decisions and late deadlines 📝
- I treat Thursday like a fragile relationship—low expectations 😆
- Thursday requires double the caffeine and half the logic ⚡
- If I had a dollar for every Thursday complaint, I’d retire early 💸
- Thursday is a silent cry for the weekend 😭
- I only show up on Thursday for lunch 🍕
- Thursday is 90% pretending, 10% productivity 📊
- Thursday emails: “Just checking in” aka “I need this now” 😤
- Thursday’s theme? Chaos with a calendar 🗓️
📸 Thursday Jokes Images
(Here’s what you can caption for Thursday meme images):
- “When you realize it’s only Thursday… again 😵”
- “Coffee? Check. Sarcasm? Double check. It’s Thursday ☕😑”
- “Me on Thursday: Just let me survive”
- “Thursday is Friday’s annoying sibling 🥴”
- “Thursday work mood: Loading… still loading… error”
- “I thought it was Friday. Thursday betrayed me again 🕵️♂️”
- “Thursday’s vibe = tired, wired, uninspired”
- “If Thursday had a playlist, it would be elevator music 🎶”
- “Just another Thursday pretending to be useful 🤖”
- “Keep calm, it’s only Thursday. Just kidding. Panic 😱”
- “It’s Thursday. Motivation is at 2% and not charging.”
- “Thursday outfit: office on top, emotional damage underneath 👔💔”
- “Thursday memes > Thursday meetings”
- “Thursday: Daydreaming of Friday since breakfast 🥱”
- “This Thursday brought to you by caffeine and chaos ☕🌀”
- “Thursday is Friday’s teaser trailer 🎞️”
- “Your daily Thursday reminder: Nope, not yet 🚫”
Conclusion
A Thursday Joke is more than just a laugh—it’s motivation. In 2025, sharing a Thursday Joke is the easiest way to add humor, brighten the day, and get closer to Friday with a happy heart.
